Wednesday, 6 January 2010

Oh dear, did sensei not teach you to duck yet son?

You whack me in the nuts - low landing back fist if we are getting all kick-boxing-technical - and think I’ll instantly forget about it?


My plan, one which I totally acted out with aplomb;

Get out nice and early, lulling you into a beautiful false sense of security by building the most pathetic snowman ever.

Let’s call him ‘vertically challenged’.

Then, lull further by innocently suggesting we go for some friendly snow play with one of your village chums.

And finally.

Snowball headshot.

Have it.

Little Dragon, you have a lot to learn.